Mr. Brigitteside - Dan Bull

One by one, the heroes in this era keep appearing

Rearing up from apprenticeships

And smashing through that glass ceiling

Mechanical engineering

What the hell is that «ting ting», you’re hearing?

That is the sound of the beat of the hammer and anvil

And heated up steel congealing

Forged in fire and flame, causing violent pain

Fortifying and multiplying the likelihood of winning games

I can’t describe the way you’ll feel when you meet her

Fearlessnss of the meter, sh’s a steel señorita

Who’s the shield-wielding Sheila?

You’re dealing with Brigitte

When she wails on you with that flail, she’ll be like «See ya, Felicia»

From McCree to Orisa

Baptiste to Athena and Lena, Fareeha

To Ziegler and D. Va and Reaper

No being breathing’s as elite as Brigitte

They say the «The best defense is an excellent offense»

Brigitte says «The best offense is an excellent defense»

I say «Wait, if the best defense and offense are the same, well then

This statement’s tautologically extraneous excess»

But Brigitte won’t let that get in the way of her success

In fact just shut your anal retentive face, lay that shit to rest

Put it to bed unless you want blood on your head

Look, mate, this discussion’s finished

So let’s get some Guinness in the pub instead

Hanging out with Reinhardt, more than Stephane Grappelli

In the tavern 'til they have an entire keg in their belly

Don’t care if it’s CAMRA certified, they’re just there to get lairy

Get blind drunk, 'til it’s time to say goodbye

Like Andrea Bocelli, steady!

Smacking arses with a massive rod above her

If that’s not enough, she’ll gladly drop another

Crafting armor’s like a badge of honor for her

Can’t tell if she takes after, father or her mother

But only her daddy is matching her blacksmithing skills

Rally round the family with a pocket full of shields

She’s shit hot with the whip shot

Dealing out more batterings than a chip shop

Swiping these idiots, left and right

As if she was mixing up Tinder and Tik-Tok

Wish I could see her in thongs, what’s the matter, you sick fuck?

I meant flip flops, by the by

Who’d have thunk a bunch of nerds

Would be bringing back lyricism into hip-hop?

Forged in fire and flame, causing violent pain

Fortifying and multiplying the likelihood of winning games

I can’t describe the way you’ll feel when you meet her

Fearlessness of the meter, she’s a steel señorita

Who’s the shield-wielding Sheila?

You’re dealing with Brigitte

When she wails on you, with that flail, she’ll be like «See ya, Felicia»

From McCree to Orisa

Baptiste to Athena and Lena, Fareeha

To Ziegler and D. Va and Reaper

No being breathing’s as elite as Brigitte

Brigitte, Brigitte

Get to know the rover, watch hero, one thing this one’s Brigitte

Brigitte, Brigitte

Get to know the rover, watch hero, one thing this one’s Brigitte