Modern Warfare - Dan Bull

This is for my cousin Alex

Yeah

Yo, I’m John «Soap» MacTavish

Done loads of damage with my gun

Blown up baddies

And then totally vanished

So keep your eyes peeled

And your lips tight sealed

Or you might feel

The might of my riot sheild

Forget Battlefield

And feck the Batmobile

You might as well be playing blackjack

Or Track & Field

Dragon slaying’s aggrivating

And it lacks appeal

Button bashing

Cutting, slashing

Nothing that is real

I’ve got the knack to wield

A plethora of weapons

Level up again

Collect the set

And come for seconds

I’ll kick your RSASS with an MP7

Then I’ll kick your arse

(ass)

Send you to the heavens

Yes, I’m quite divine with a Type 95

Ha!

I bet you couldn’t even type «95»

I’m not pulling your leg

I’m putting you to bed

With a bullet in your head

So goodbye, nighty night :)

Ayo I’m dropping tons of songs

In Cluster bombs

A Tuff Gong

So If I’m not your #1

Then there’s something wrong

Suck your mom

I’ve done a ton of run and gun

You’ve done a runner, son

I run amok amongst these other

Motherfucking chumps

I’m a son of a gun

You’re the son of your mum

There’s not another that’s as good

Under the sun

I’m

More than the sum of my parts

Pull you apart for fun

I’ll serve a server full of nerds

As I’m the hardest one

Between you and me

I’m a UMP

You’re a pea shooter

Doing stupid to a T

I’m sure Yuri can do a free beautifully

And Captain Price’s tracks are nice

But they lack the

Fanatical

Tactical

Flashy

Grammatical

Radical

Classical

Stats

To satisfy my appetite

If any prat’ll mess with me

Then he dies

So blast this MP3

Like an MP5

You don’t need a statistician

To see I smack the rhythm

With a degree of accuracy

That’s needed for atom splitting

That’s precision

When I’m rapping about matter, fission

Having a laugh with physics

And still bringing cracking lyrics

To challenge MacTavish to a battle

Is a bad decision

Masochism

I’ll kick your ass on any map you pick

And have you wishing that you didn’t

Little lad, you lack the jism

To come back and tackle Britain

And in fact this is an actual acquisition

Of Activision’s rap division

And Daniel’s mission

Is to kick the ass of competition

I’m a handy mix of Andy McNab and Biggie

And when I smoke a fag

I don’t mean that I have a ciggie

Sorry for the homophobic slang

But that’s what happens

Idiots’ll thrown a frag

And blow up faster

Than my rapping videos

Although I love kittens

I’m a great softie

But don’t tell anybody

Stay frosty