InTheLittleWood Rap - Dan Bull

Hey Hey Look!

He’s inthelittlewood, Real name Martyn!

A tough bugger so you’d better not be starting,

'cause if you’re rocking with the king of the saplings,

you’re gonna be on the receiving end of my backswing!

Who can take Tekkit and wreck it without effort,

simultaneously quoting the poems of Samuel Beckett?

(Whaa-?)

Man I just made up a fact, but feck it!

Sometimes I come up with rubbish because I love the auditory aesthetics!

I suggest you grab a potion and neck it, 'cause there’s a new Littlewood video!

Get chrome up and check it!

(Wooah!)

The pyrotechnics of his occulus' biometrics, are so sweet that they’ll probably

make you diabetic!

Who’m I rapping about?

Yes it’s Littlewood!

Who’m I rapping about?

Yes it’s Littlewood!

Who’m I rapping about?

Yes it’s Littlewood!

Who’m I rapping about?

Yes it’s Littlewood!

Is it a spelling mistake or something in my eye?

No!

He really DOES spell Martyn with a Y oh!

Holy moly he is globally know for being bros with sototallytoby,

and although I know that evidence is purely anecdotal, we can hopefully

overlook it, and keep it low-key, so I don’t wish, okie dokie!

Living inthelittlewood is MORE than a little good!

Hairs on your chest is the sorta thing that it’ll put!

Some come and have a

Gander!

Get in on the

Banter!

If you don’t, you’re an absolute

w-w-w-wally?

And if you spy-ee, Martyn or Kayei!

Don’t forget to politely say Haiii!

Who’m I rapping about?

Yes it’s Littlewood!

Who’m I rapping about?

Yes it’s Littlewood!

Who’m I rapping about?

Yes it’s Littlewood!

Who’m I rapping about?

Yes it’s Littlewood!

Who’s that blondie pops?

The one we watch on our phones, our pc screens and

on dee box!

He’s got the keys to the RPG scene,

He might be a beauty, but you’ll never see him sleeping!

He doesn’t just focus on hot things like a welder,

he takes us back to the classics, Zelda.

He’s old school, he doesn’t be no newbie,

Jollier than Oliver from Ni No Kuni!

Aww, what a cutie, he’s all 2-D!

But if need be, he’ll kick your booty like

Bruce Lee!

Leave you with a bruised knee so you’d better

SIT DOWN!

Soz I didn’t mean to shout, that was a BIT loud…

Who’m I rapping about?

Yes it’s Littlewood!

Who’m I rapping about?

Yes it’s Littlewood!

Who’m I rapping about?

Yes it’s Littlewood!

Who’m I rapping about?

Yes it’s Littlewood!

Who’m I rapping about?

Who’m I rapping about?

Who’m I?

Who’m I?

Who’m I rapping about?

Yes it’s Littlewood!