Gay Gay Games - Dan Bull

The Family Research Council are doubtful

Of anything but conventional spousal arousal

The downfall of society is gay gay games

It’s like the KKK came at gays

In the lamest of ways, laying the blame on EA

Aiming their flames in their face, but they have made a mistake

The very basic aim that makes a game a game is choice

So if you take the choice away, then what’s the flaming point?

It is okay to go gayming

Whatever pushes your buttons

It is okay to go gayming

Hey, it’s just co-operative play

There’s gays in cinema, there’s gays in literature

There’s gays in nature, even gay general practitioners

Folks go for ovaries or are testicular particular

So isn’t prohibiting it a little bit ridiculous?

To get your knickers in a twist over someone else’s

Thinking too much about whose bum they’re pals with

You waste your days away complaining about trousers

And who pulls them down, is there something you should tell us?

It’s okay to go gayming

Whatever pushes your buttons

It is okay to go gayming

Hey

If Jesus was a gamer, he’d play Mass Effect

And the fact that there was gayness wouldn’t make him that upset

See, he’d be more inclined to deplore the kind of bigotry

That enforces «don't ask, don’t tell» inside the military

And that’s the thing, I see you righteously fight for guidance

But on gratuitous violence then you are silent

But unlike the Rebel Alliance your petty defiance

And whether it’s pious will die under the light of science (ah)

Because it is okay to go gayming

Whatever pushes your buttons

It is okay to go gayming

Hey

It’s okay