Fuck Everything - Dan Bull

Fuck gongs

Fuck the beginning of songs

And fuck you if you’re not singing along

Fuck right

Fuck wrong

Fuck ping

Fuck pong

Fuck weak

Fuck strong

Fuck king

Fuck kong

Fuck the internet

Fuck Twitter

Fuck Reddit

Fuck ridiculously quick scrolling end credits

Fuck rickrolls

Fuck memes

Fuck The Game

Fuck sex

Fuck pleasure

Fuck pain

Fuck cancer

Fuck looking for an answer

And fuck this new breed of YouTube prankster

Fuck gangstas

Fuck the police

Fuck NWA

Fuck your beliefs

Fuck war

Fuck peace

Fuck north

Fuck east

Fuck south

Fuck west

Fuck more

Fuck less

Fuck bums

Fuck breasts

Fuck school

Fuck tests

Fuck work

Fuck play

Fuck rest

Fuck meditation

Fuck stress

Fuck the way you talk

The way you think

Fuck the way you dress

Fuck failure

Fuck success

Fuck life

Fuck death

Fuck no

Fuck yes

Fuck menstrual cramps

Fuck collecting stamps

Fuck banks

Fuck saying please

And fuck thanks

Fuck Ant

Fuck Dec

Fuck PJ and Duncan

Fuck democrats

Fuck GOP republicans

Fuck shyness

Fuck confidence

Fuck incompetence

And fuck accomplishments

Fuck Catholics

Fuck Protestants

Fuck the sea

Fuck the ice caps

Fuck continents

Fuck nuclear weapons

Fuck disarmament

Fuck the monarchy

Fuck parliament

Fuck the Tories

And fuck Labour

Fuck asking for help

Fuck doing someone else a favour

Fuck tastebuds

Fuck flavours

Fuck Remington’s range of electric shavers

Fuck beards

Fuck hipsters

Fuck queers

Fuck the popping sounds coming from my ears

Fuck the elderly

Fuck the disabled

Fuck convoluted train timetables

Fuck puberty

Fuck mosquitos

Fuck filibusting politicians

Fuck vetos

Fuck Pepsi

Fuck Coke

Fuck being serious

And fuck jokes

Fuck puns

Fuck irons

Fuck irony

Fuck illiteracy

Fuck libraries

Fuck copyright law

Fuck piracy

Fuck the surveillance state

Fuck privacy

Fuck poverty

Fuck charities

Fuck the movement towards gender pay parity

Fuck activism

Fuck apathy

Fuck flawless logic

Fuck fallacies

Fuck allergies

Fuck anarchy

Fuck order

Fuck straight lines

Fuck curves

Fuck corners

Fuck immigration

Fuck borders

Fuck dads

Fuck mums

Fuck sons

Fuck daughters

Fuck having hair

Fuck Gail Porter

Fuck air

Fuck earth

Fuck water

Fuck the poor

Fuck the rich

Fuck a whore

Fuck a bitch

Fuck informers and snitches

Fuck giving them stitches

Fuck words

Fuck pictures

Fuck Churchill

Fuck Hitler

Fuck gingers

Fuck feet

Fuck metres

Fuck inches

Fuck decimals and integers

Fuck the Prime Minister

Fuck fires

And fuck fire extinguishers

Fuck the nematodes in vinegar

Fuck advertising campaigns that feature Gary Lineker

Fuck the proles

Fuch the bourgeoisie

Fuck letters

Fuck a

Fuck b

Fuck c

Fuck one

Fuck two

Fuck three

Fuck poo

Fuck wee

Fuck you

Fuck me

Fuck swearing

Fuck hypocrisy

Fuck family friendly

Fuck controversy

Fuck lies

Fuck honesty

Fuck doing things wrong

Fuck doing things properly

Fuck Douglby

Fuck broccoli

Fuck advanced breakthroughs in medical technology

Fuck animal research

Fuck animal rights

Fuck automatics

Fuck manual drive

Fuck obeying the rules

And fuck crime

Fuck physics

Fuck space

Fuck time

Fuck rhyme

Fuck Stephen Hawking

Fuck slow walking

Fuck uptalking

Fuck abortion clinics

Fuck foetuses

Fuck vaginas

Fuck penises

Fuck the MRAs

Fuck the feminists

Fuck the army

Fuck civilians

And fuck terrorists

Fuck optimists

Fuck pessimists

Fuck being sexually vanilla

Fuck fetishes

Fuck paedophiles

Fuck children

Fuck flying hijacked planes into buildings

Fuck being offensive

Fuck being offended

Fuck beeping censorship

Fuck being so sensitive

Fuck my friends

Fuck acquaintances and enemies

Fuck my fans

Fuck my family

Fuck anybody

Fuck Muslims

Fuck Jews

Fuck Christians

Atheists, fuck you

Fuck nice people

Fuck jerks

Fuck school

Fuck work

Fuck Miley Cyrus trying to twerk

Fuck nerds

Fuck jocks

Fuck shoes

Fuck socks

Fuck the English

Fuck the Irish, Welsh and the Scots

Fuck stores

Fuck shops

Fuck pork

Fuck chops

Fuck floors

Fuck mops

Fuck doors

Fuck locks

Fuck hip hop

Fuck pop

Fuck metal

Fuck bees

Fuck wasps

Fuck nettles

Fuck smooth complexions

Fuck freckles

Fuck black pots

Fuck kettles

Fuck black people

Fuck white people

Fuck apartheid

And fuck being equal

Fuck sharks

Fuck bald eagles

Fuck fucking all three Star Wars prequels

Fuck free will

Fuck determinism

Fuck freedom of the press

Fuck restricting journalism

Fuck repetition

Fuck repetition

Fuck the word fuck’s dictonary definition

Fuck crack

Fuck pot

Fuck cats

Fuck dogs

Fuck chavs

Fuck goths

Fuck crabs

Fuck moths

Fuck colds

Fuck flu

Fuck coughs

Fuck this music

Fuck you

And fuck off

(Fucking hell

No offense.)

(Fuck)