Friends with Benefits - Dan Bull

Look, fuck buddies, I want to be fuck buddies

Turn the subwoofer up in the trunk and bump uglies

Give me a hug please, I hold a little too long

I’m coming on a little too strong

You’re getting blushed cheeks, so we’d better move on

Get a move on, I’m in above my head like a bouffant

Take too long and I’m afraid you’ve gone

And I’ll have lost another lady, but gained another new song

Yes, let’s be friends with benefits

My love life’s suffering a deficit

Let’s be friends with benefits, friends with benefits

Yes, let’s be friends with benefits

My love life’s suffering a deficit

Let’s be friends with benefits, friends with benefits

I’ve never been especially eloquent

I’m as elegant as an eccied elephant

My etiquette is evidently ever in development

But when I’m in bed then I’m in my element

I promise, honest, we’ll listen to some Ella

Fitzgerald then we’ll get it on with the leather whips

The morning after the night before we caved in

Cavemen and cavewomen craving the fornication

I’m never sure if it’s safe but I’d say that it calls for some glorification

Yes, let’s be friends with benefits

Because I’m ever such a clever dick

Let’s be friends with benefits, friends with benefits

Yes, let’s be friends with benefits

My love life’s suffering a deficit

Let’s be friends with benefits, friends with benefits

There’s so much history to tip-toe around

It’s hard to keep afloat when the ship’s going down

Once we danced at the disco in town

With both our hips going round

I realised through seeing your eyes, it was the genesis

Of the end of friends with benefits

I’d been increasingly feeling affectionate

It seemed that revealing my secret would get a kiss

So I leaned for the hell of it

And you ripped the beating thing

From my chest and then severed it

You’re a prejudiced feminine supremacist

Nevertheless you’re getting sex from your nemesis

Let’s not be friends with benefits

Because I’m ever such a clever dick

Let’s not be friends with benefits

Because we’ll never hear the end of it