Fall Guys - Dan Bull

There will probably be some introductory vocals here

Maybe even these placeholder ones

We’ll see how lazy I really am

Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys

Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys

Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys

Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys

Come one, come all, it’s a horny, porny sight to see

Five dozen buggers rubbing side-by-side excitedly

Fall guys and gals and non-binaries

All dressed so swell, all kinds of fineries

About to be knocked out as bad as Bernie in the primaries

'Til we can finally decide and see who’ll run this dynasty

Is it a silly game or an allegory for society?

A biting satire of capitalistic primacy?

Or is it just a bit of shits and giggles

In which you can kick a little kid

Off of a cliff and giggle spitefully?

We can right this silly rivalry

Here privately, non-violently

But rioting done quietly’s a kind of weird irony

Dear diary, we’d like to live in harmony

But harming each other’s providing half of the economy

This is a hell of a race, it isn’t minor league

Pissing in an elephant’s face, tinkle those ivories

Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys

Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys

It’s a messy battle, mixed with a lucky raffle

Imagine Human: Fall Flat inside Takeshi’s Castle

Gang Beasts fornicating and breeding with Fortnite

Now you’ve thought a thought, thought of Fall Guys

Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys

Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys

Never let the competitors get the better of us, nah

Forever trekking 'til we get to the top

It’s a long way down and it’s a one way drop

Only when we hit the ground are we gonna say stop

It’s a family-friendly knockout, don’t rock out with your cock out

And Kanye West has certainly come on since College Dropout

But people crowd around to see the wildest foul shit

Like Thatcher selling off council housing

And now you’re down for the count without a doubt

So tell us how that shit felt when you failed and fell

This isn’t clowning 'round, there is a crown to be held

And I can tell you now without fail that pound for pound

I’m bound to proudly prevail so bow down

And bounce or I’ll huff and puff, and pound your house down

But this fairytale won’t be very fair

Without giving my furry fella, Oliver Age 24, a shout out

Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys

Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys

It’s a messy battle, mixed with a lucky raffle

Imagine Human: Fall Flat inside Takeshi’s Castle

Gang Beasts fornicating and breeding with Fortnite

Now you’ve thought a thought, thought of Fall Guys

Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys

Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys

After Fall Guys, we’ll go to Five Guys

And get some fried fries, yes, I said «fried fries»

To keep the rhymes tight, need to bend the guidelines

Now you see what trying to keep

Regular content relevant online’s like

Jumping in the battle like a white knight

I’m overreacting and charging at ya, call me «ion-stein»

You’ve got to be this high to ride my D

That’s a polite euphemism to describe my penis

Willy, booby, poo, wee, bottom

Cup these juicy plums and suck 'em

Hey, look, I asked Mediatonic for money

In exchange for keeping this song clean

And they declined so fuck 'em

Fuck 'em, fuck 'em, fuck 'em, fuck 'em

Fuckity, fuckity fuck, fuckity fuck, fuck, fuck 'em

Fuck 'em, fuck 'em, fuck 'em, fuck 'em

Fuck!

Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys

Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys

It’s a messy battle, mixed with a lucky raffle

Imagine Human: Fall Flat inside Takeshi’s Castle

Gang Beasts fornicating and breeding with Fortnite

Now you’ve thought a thought thought of Fall Guys

Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys

Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys

Disclaimer

Don’t fuck Mediatonic

Legal reasons