Chill Winston - Dan Bull

Banana

I fancy a banana

Ay, mankind’s finest age

Will be when animals are no longer confined to cages

So, let’s find a way 'cause a gorilla isn’t a violent ape

Until you give it ammunition, trigger primal rage!

Meaning your life’s arriving at it’s final stage

Look, your spine’ll break, that’s what I’m trying to say

He can suddenly change from all-sedate to more enraged

Than a horny Gigantopithecus from a prehistoric age

But his call of nature’s way more than just to fornicate

More than brawn, more than brain

Born in jail and enslaved

All the same, saw a way

To maul and break the ball and chain

Woo!

Bananananananananananananananananas

Woo!

Bananananananananananananananananas

Woo!

Bananananananananananananananananas

All gorilla, no filler

Part guerilla killer, part Nobel Prize show winner

So, when he’s setting up a clever experiment

That’s when this fellow’s in his chemical element

Does everything for the betterment of everybody

To be honest, there’s no better buddy

'Cause he’s bloody excellent

If you’re desperate for actual protection

Then I guess that it’s the natural selection

No matter whatever you are

It’s rare that you’re really as hard as a gorilla in armour

We’ll win in an instant when Winston’s bananas

If you find you’re in a dire predicament, don’t rely on ignorance

Get the iron fisted scientist to try and fix it up

Normalizing vital signs and firing cylinders to silliness

This is survival of the fittest, gorillas are winning it

Come in his kingdom, killing his kinsmen

You’re gonna take an L as big as Hillary Clinton

That’s not cool, like calling a Native American an Indian

Or just living in Swindon

What’s weirder than the appearance of Tilda Swinton?

All will be revealed, hear me tell the tale of Winston

He’s a nutter, hugging a tub of peanut butter

Wrecking the base on any stage like he was Geezer Butler

Woo!

Bananananananananananananananananas

Woo!

Bananananananananananananananananas

Woo!

Bananananananananananananananananas

All gorilla, no filler

Part guerilla killer, part Nobel Prize show winner

You might find him in the lab, writing in a pad

Or outside going quite gorilla mad

Frightening the baddest of the fighters in the match

'Til they’re begging for him to be nerfed

«We'd like another patch!»

But it might come back to bite him in the ass

They still find they’re coming last, they should try another class

Fact;

when Overwatch comes at you with a giant posse

You’ll see gorillas in the midst, Dian Fossey

Doomfist was an opportunist

Ruthless 'til Winston came along and gave the plot a new twist

Studying a lexigram to journey to the West and grab

A tesla cannon barrier projector, get the best of Talon

Genetically altered to wreck and never falter

Successfully setting up a drone to rock Gibraltar

For Overwatch, it ultimately led to their recovery

Imagination is the essence of discovery!

Woo!

Bananananananananananananananananas

Woo!

Bananananananananananananananananas

Woo!

Bananananananananananananananananas

All gorilla, no filler

Part guerilla killer, part Nobel Prize show winner

Woo!

Bananananananananananananananananas

Woo!

Bananananananananananananananananas

Woo!

Bananananananananananananananananas

All gorilla, no filler

Part guerilla killer, part Nobel Prize show winner

Banana, banana

Banana, banana

Banana, banana

Banana, banana

I fancy a banana