Bloodborne - Dan Bull

When I was a baby, I was born!

But I wasn’t born in a hospital.

I was

BORN

IN

BLOOD!

Yayy!

Rah!

This town to which I’ve come is hellish

Full of malice, the sun has vanished

Now it’s overrun with rabid grubs and maggots

So I guess it’s good I’m hooded

Clad in rugged rags and brandishing a massive bloody mallet

The Hunter’s plan is plundering an underground pungent palace overrun with

baddies

A Chalice dungeon, that is

And should I perish in this parish, this gothic ghetto

Fret not, I’m coming back to get my blood echoes!

Bloodborne, we were born in blood

Snuff all of your torches and throw up your hoods

Bloodborne, we were born in blood

Now we rise from the dark like morning wood

The graveyard’s my playground, swing on the beast claw

Logarius merry-go-round

Did you ever see saw?

I want to play a game, flamespray and maim

Any tainted dog, beast, boar or maiden

Man I flay and aim my blade

Spread their brains on the pavement like Mayonnaise

'til their late like passengers on Merseyrail Railways

How I miss the gay old days, sun on my pale face

Nah, son I’m a trailblazer

Never save, no failsafe

These doomed peasents' future isn’t too pleasant

Little more than a source of food for the moon presence

So you’d better use your communion runes or do penance

For absolution shall elude you without true repentance

Neuter you with a Saw Cleaver, leave you with a sore beaver

It’ll hurt more than missing spoiler alerts on Saul Teasers

Or biting grapeshot you thought were some maltesers

This region’s never even seen a person called Jesus

Bloodborne, we were born in blood

Snuff all of your torches and throw up your hoods

Bloodborne, we were born in blood

Now we rise from the dark like morning wood (rah)

Watch the Brick Troll, his hits sting more than rick rolls

Or sticking a Tonitrus right into your dickhole

I use a hunchback as a human punchbag

And when I’m done I have him running back to school without his lunchpack

And here’s a fun fact: my Hunter Axe

Has a somewhat different function that it would were I a lumberjack

I’m sick enough to recite that Monty Python bit

While swiping it from side to side in the middle of a viper pit

How did I get my job?

Where did I find the gig?

Let’s just put it this way: I didn’t apply for it

And I might be sick, but the true boss isn’t me exactly

Tip your hat to Mr. Hidetaka Miyazaki

Bloodborne, we were born in blood

Snuff all of your torches and throw up your hoods

Bloodborne, we were born in blood

Now we rise from the dark like morning wood

(Bloodborne, we were born in blood)

(Snuff all of your torches and throw up your hoods)

(Bloodborne, we were born in blood)

(Now we rise from the dark like morning wood)