Known for Being Known

Do you know so-and-so

No I don’t know what’s-her-face

Please leave me alone

I’m dropping out, you’re dropping names

Everyone who’s anyone was there

They all had something to share

About so-and-so it went on-and-on

And I’m here in the corner speechless

Introductions were made

Reputations were at stake

Humorous cracks were made

Behind the backs of all those speechless

Every time I try to do something right

Every time I wait for you at night

You’d be in love, but not with me

I’m here in the corner speechless

You change your point of reference

You might see a dentist

If you keep talking all that crap

You teeth will end up in your lap

Celebrity judges

Over there, Bob’s got the munchies

Right here, she is crying

Right now, I stopped trying