A Lady Fell In Love - Crooked I

Fuck man.

Damn man, I was fucking a lot of bitches on Death Row

But god damn man, I’m fucking way more bitches on this Shady shit

Man this shit ain’t even cool man like these bitches falling in love

Man I need to come clean, not even bitches man, like women man

I need to come clean with this shit, damn Dominick

Dear women in my life

Past, present, and future I’m giving you the right

To judge me now, bringing my sinning to the light

Even the women I might be swimming in tonight

Even the women that wanna kill me with the knife

Cause they heard about other women I’m givin' em the pipe

I’m knowing the way that a nigga living isn’t right

But my angels and demons they keep getting in a fight

Half of me wants to be happily married with a family, just like plenty of dudes

But the other half wanna keep fucking these bad ass bitches out here who keep

sendin' me nudes

I know a lot of men been in my shoes

Crooked so confused, when he winning he lose

He winning in the fuck a bad bitch category

But he losing with the shallow ass women he choose

I mean, god almighty, look at the body

On little mommy, fo sho, you a hotty

Knew where I was stayin' so she waited in the lobby

She a predator, I’m her prey and she shot me

Now we in the room man, working the sheets

We going half on some twins, that’s a person a piece

She kept coming on strong but my woman back home gon' be hurting for weeks

Got the dirt in the streets, cause

This temptation is a real situation

And my chick been patient for all my of fornication

Hop in your panties, I’m risking it all

Cheating so how can my family evolve

Real good girl in a fucked up world

A lady fell in love with a god damned dog

Once upon a time in the LBC, a lady fell in love with a god damned dog

Once upon a time in the LBC, a lady fell in love with a god damned me

Hop in your panties, I’m risking it all

Cheating so how can my family evolve

Real good girl in a fucked up world

A lady fell in love with a god damned dog

You there?

You ask if I care?

The answer is yeah

You ask me to swear, I know it ain’t fair, I know I’m a player

You where?

Why are you there?

How can I be mad if she flipped the script

Tired of lies and decide to hop dick-to-dick

Crying her eyes out in my house

Decide to find out how I feel if another nigga lick the uh

Some niggas won’t admit it but I’m telling you that we don’t give a fuck if

we’ve been cheating

We don’t want you getting even

We don’t even want you leaving even though we been creeping and meeting people

in the mother fucking hotel

We be like «oh well», wax that ho tail, then I make a song about it

I give the bitch some bars like no bail

Peace Prize Nobel

Feeling fucked up when it’s all over the real shit begin

A guilt trip again, and she sick of going through thick and thin

Can anybody feel me?

Can anybody feel me?

I’m talking bout the real me

And the real me is guilty of putting many women in the eye of the storm

Is it truth serum Crooked I is on

Every song ain’t gon' have a happy ending, the old lady said I would die alone

If I don’t change all of my ways, I’mma live all of my days

In a daze under the haze of a cloud full of darkness

Can’t swallow the pain and the pain’s all in my brain

And I can’t follow the maze, man I’m lost, I ain’t heartless

I looked in the crystal ball and the only thing I saw

Was me standing all alone, me standing on my own

I looked in the crystal ball and the only thing I saw

Was me standing all alone, how did I end up all alone