King of the Rodeo - Crack the Sky

There I was in my cowboy boots

Me and the wife just pulled up roots

From the USA

All the way to Tokyo

That’s as far as our money would go

So that’s where we stayed

Well, no work for an American man

Somebody said I could make some yen as

King of the Rodeo, king of the rodeo

Took me awhile to get the hang

Of holding on to a pissed off Japan of a cow, ow

A buddhist priest said think of it as floating

Close your eyes, become one with the loathing

It has for you

But sure enough the guy was right

The less I tried the more I stayed upright

I’m the king of the rodeo, king of the rodeo

See how they love me, see how they cheer

See how they toast me with their weird-ass beer

I’m super cool, nah they ain’t cheering for the bull

If I could only understand what they say

When I walk down the street

And they look the other way

I guess it’s some kind of sign of honor

Now we’re rich beyond our dreams

But we’re thinking about going back so I can be a

King of the rodeo, king of the rodeo

Rich and famous ain’t enough for me

I’m an orangutan in a monkey tree

King of the rodeo, king of the rodeo