Charity Song - Chris Moyles, Davina McCall, Pixie Lott

Chris:

Sometimes in your life

It’s good to lend a helping hand

To reach out to your brother

And your fellow man

Davina:

Just like the general public

Famous people see the suffering too

That’s why there are so many

Charity songs

Pixie:

Raising money

And suffering people everywhere

Olly:

But what about us lot

Isn’t it time for us to share

All:

Please buy this song

It’s not for charity

There’s no disaster

No global severity

Gary:

We’ll just split the profits and you’ll see

Chris:

We’re in it for ourselves

Ed:

To make a shit load of money, yeah

I just want you to buy this song

Danny:

Don’t be disappointed

We’re not as rich as you may think

Olly:

Coz illegal downloads

Are killing us

Gary:

We need designer sunglasses

And to drive expensive cars

Charity will have to wait

Coz this time it’s all about us

Robbie:

You might be thinking

How can this lot sleep at night

We’ve all got lovely mattresses

So we sleep alright

All:

We sleep very well

All:

Please buy this song

It’s not for charity

There’s no disaster

No global severity

Olly:

We’ll just split the profits and you’ll see

Chris:

We’re in it for ourselves

Ed:

To make a shit load of money

Pixie:

Heated swimming pools

Cost more than you might think (Chris: I think)

I’m pleading with you people

Coz you’re the missing link (Chris: link)

Gary:

By buying this song

And spending your cash

You could alleviate this pain

Now we really would like to buy our villa in Spain

Chris:

Or Portugal

All:

Please buy this song

It’s not for charity

There’s no disaster

No global severity

Pixie:

We’ll just split the profits and you’ll see

Chris:

We’re in it for ourselves

Ed:

To make a shit load of money

All:

Please buy this song

It’s not for charity

There’s no disaster

No global severity

Gary:

We’ll just split the profits and you’ll see

Chris:

We’re in it for ourselves

Ed:

To make a shit load of money

Chris:

We’ll pocket all the profits

Ed:

And we’re gonna be fucking loaded