Sockable Face Club - Cherry Poppin' Daddies

Face Club

Face Club

Face Club, pal

I stepped to the urinal

I went and fished with my fly

I’ze tryin' to get a stain off

When I noticed a guy

He was punishin' the bishop

And zeroed in on my pride

The subtle comedy amused me

But I’m afraid I had to make the peeper die

You’re in my Sockable Face Club

You got a punchable face, bub

You’re in my Sockable Face Club

You got a punchable face, bub

Grab him, nab him

Everything you do

Makes me feel like you

Need to get a blackened eye

You got a sockable face

You got a sock, sock, sockable face

You got a sockable face

You got a sockable face

Then there was heard a symphony of punchin'

It shattered his glass jaw

Woke up in blood and beer and munchin'

On some red tongue slaw

He kind of laid there burblin'

And there arose a stench

Like a million baby diapers

Then something shiny caramelized on his pants

You’re in my Sockable Face Club

You got a punchable face, bub

You’re in my Sockable Face Club

You got a punchable face, bub

Grab him, nab him

Everything you do

Makes me feel like you

Need to get a blackened eye

You got a sockable face

You got a sockable face

You got a sock, sock, sockable face

You are a sockable guy, who…

How can I say what I want to get through to you?

You got a sockable face

You got a sockable face

You got a punchable face

You are a sockable guy

With a sockable face

You’re in my Face Club

Face Club

Face Club, pal

Punch you in the eggs and make 'em runny

Get up and gallop and go

Your mama’s face in my locket

Your friends are diggin' the hole

I learned from Larry, Mo, and Curly

Not to take no guff

But sneaky peeky got me surly

I’m a semper fi, the kind of guy who likes to play rough

Drama, drama, drama, drama

Your face

Hey, there guys step aside

The cleanin' guy is here

To lay that mop and bucket down

Clean up blood and beer

He needs a cigarette 'cause he hates work

And he has to put up with a lot of jerks

Face Club!

Face Club!

Face Club!

Whoa, you’re in my Sockable Face Club

You got a punchable face, bub

You’re in my Sockable Face Club

You got a punchable face, bub

You’re a disgrace to the human race

You got a stupid lookin' on your face

You’re a disgrace to the human race

You got an ugly lookin' on your face

Grab him, nab him

Everything you do

Makes me feel like you

Need to get a blackened eye

You got a sockable face