Downtown One Night... - CARMAN

Spitz: Hey check out this ride huh?

L: I don’t know about this Spitz…

Spitz: Hey, hey chill it’s cool

L: Hey we could get busted

Spitz: Listen L, if you wanna hang with the gang you better get used to this

real quick

L: I don’t know man…

Spitz: There see?

No car alarm, no nothing!

I’ll yank out the stereo,

you check out the glove compartment

L: Yeah, okay.

Let’s see some maps here, some tapes.

Hey, I bet the book could

be worth something

Spitz: Bag the book, L. Look for greenbacks, credit cards, you know!

L: Look Spitz, look look!

It’s got a black leather cover, name lettered in gold

Spitz: Forget the book

L: C-A-R-M-A-N, Carman.

What a smooth car this man.

I wonder if…

Spitz: Jam!

Someone’s coming, let’s grab some tapes and cruise

L: Look Spitz, this has some black letters, some red letters… some stories--

Carman: Hey furball, what are you doing in my car?

L: Look at this… wait a minute, you ain’t Spitz--

Carman: Your friend jetted

L: He took off?

Carman: I should take a picture of this.

I mean, I never seen a car broken into

by two actual cat burglars

L: Uh, I gotta jet man

Carman: Hey wait up, that’s a nice book you got there

L: Yeah, lether cover, gold lettering…

Carman: It’s probably worth something.

You’re gonna lift it aren’t you?

L: Yeah… I mean no… I mean it’s not mine

Carman: Well, it is now

L: Huh?

Carman: I’m letting you have it

L: Straight up?

Uh wait, are you this Car-man?

Carman.

Car-man…yeah that’s it

L: Oh, so this is your car?

Carman: That’s right Garfield

L: And this is your glovebox?

Carman: Yep, you’re very brilliant

L: This is your car manual?

Carman: Wellllll…

L: Well listen man, I’m outta here I gotta go get something to eat

Carman: No chill man, like you need the book more than me

L: Man you messin with me?

Carman: No really it’s yours.

I got another Bible at home

L: Bible!

This a Bible?

Man I heard of this

Carman: Yeah?

L: Yeah man, I dig the part about the homeboy in a cage of lions knocking out

the giant whale with a slingshot.

Man that’s hard!

Carman: Well that’s not exactly it.

Here, let me tell you what the book says: