Wot - Captain Sensible

When I woke up this morning I was feelin' fine

But this cat starts banging man what a swine.

So I called reception but to no avail

That’s why I’m telling you this sorry tale.

I went bang — I said shut up,

I went bang — I said rap up.

Well I’m aware that the guy must do his work

But the piledriver man drove me berserk.

He said captain, I said wot,

He said captain, I said wot,

He said captain, I said wot,

He said captain, I said wot d’ya want

Once a lifetime, twice a day

If you don’t work you get no pay.

I been to the east, I been to the west,

But the girls I like best are the ones undressed.

Well, hello Adam, where you been?

I said a’stand aside 'cause I’m feelin' mean,

I’ve had a gutful of you and I’m feelin' bad

'Cause you’re an ugly old pirate and ain’t I glad.

He said captain, I said wot, …

He said captain, I said wot, …