How to Socialise & Make Friends - Camp Cope

You left a key hidden by the back door

But I never showed up

There was something sleazy about it

That made me wanna rob the place and run

Now I’ve been ignoring the calls

I’ve been riding my bike with no handlebars

Through empty streets in the dark

And I think I’m getting pretty good

Maybe I’ll leave the house tonight

Maybe I’ll even watch the band and maybe I’ll cry

Maybe I’ll tell everyone I cried while you

Sleep next to your wife for the rest of your life

While I’m ridin' in the dark

On my bike with no handlebars

Yeah

And I heard it from a friend

That he talks to the primary school kids through the fence

Yeah you shoulda seen his book collection

It was all ‘how to socialise and how to make friends'

Yeah I guess we both got our problems

And areas to improve

And I know one of mine is to go a night without sympathising with you

I can see myself living without you

I can see myself living without you

I can see myself living without you

I can see myself living without you and being fine

For the rest of my life

Its just me on that bike

Yeah and I’ll wave to you as I ride by