Sinister Side - Bombadil

I’ve got a straw hat

I took it from a tourist

Took it right off his head

Because I’m a purist

Next I got his pocket watch

Stuck at half past three

That was meant for a grandson

But got passed on to me

I didn’t mean for it to hurt

It’s just my line of work

There’s an angel on the right shoulder tellin' me no

A devil on the left sayin on with the show

The angel on the right says boy you better think twice

Why does the side of the devil always look so nice

I’ve got a camera

Equipped with a flash

It was taken from someone’s

Secret stash

Now I’ve got some photos

Though none of myself

All the folks that I don’t know

Got empty frames on the shelf

I’ve got a backpack

But I did the gal a favor

When I took it off her hands

It was freedom that I gave her

Inside I found a history book

On the Russian revolution

Looks like Marx says that I’m justified

With my wealth redistribution