Bmike Be Mine - Bmike

Oh my god

Just do it

Becky I’m so nervous

Just fucking call him

I’m calling, I’m calling

Here we go

Oh my god

Bmike pick up

Hello

Mike, oh my god, how are you?

It’s so good to hear your voice

Uhh who is this

You know who this is silly

I have no idea who…

I just wanna say I’m not like those other girls

Bmike Bmike oh please be mine (hell no)

Bitch I don’t even know what your name is

Cause Bmike Bmike you’re oh so fine (hell no)

Say what I ain’t even got that famous

If you think I’m jokin' your heart will soon be broken

Cause I will never be your boyfriend

Bmike Bmike just please be mine (no no)

Bmike Bmike, Bmike Bmike

See in highschool nobody gave a damn that I rapped

Used to laugh at my senses while they sat in the back

And every holler-at-her chick was a mabus fickle or trash

And if I dared to say hello we’d just giggle and laugh

But then a couple years passed now I’ve got a little buzz

And a few of those girls want some kisses and hugs

I was chillin' up on Facebook, this chick from grade A2

Had the liberty to text me shoulda seen how my face looked

She said: «Michael oh my god it’s been ages

Everywhere I look now plop there your name is

Look, I was a bitch in highschool but I’ve been hopeful

movie night you and I will watch the notebook»

Now hold on just a minute cause to me that’s quite amusing

Oh and I asked you to come see Twilight at the movies

«Mike oh my god, please!""No bitch beat it!

And how’d you get my number?!

After this message delete it.»

Bmike Bmike oh please be mine (hell no)

Bitch I don’t even know what your name is

Cause Bmike Bmike you’re oh so fine (hell no)

Say what I ain’t even got that famous

If you think I’m jokin' your heart will soon be broken

Cause I will never be your boyfriend

Bmike Bmike just please be mine (no no)

Bmike Bmike, Bmike Bmike

So after that I met a chick I was hoping was better

A reenter girl fell in love the moment I met her

Until she said «Mike I think it’s time you finally met my father (no way)

please»

Fine but I really can’t be bothered

He said: «Hello Mr Bmike my name is Mr Nidel

I sincerely hope you love my daughter just like I do

It’s very nice to meet you and I know you’re in a hurry

But before you take my daughter you just need to eat my curry»

So I agree to eat his curry in return for consent

To date his daughter and it meant that I would earn his respect

But when I smelt and saw those spices that I saw were intense

My ass nearly lit on fire because it burned from the scent

And all it took was one spoon and my appetite is spoiled

Sweating like a motherfucker sitting on his toilet (oh my oh my oh dear)

So you like the curry, yes, hell no I’m out of here

Bmike Bmike oh please be mine (hell no)

Bitch I don’t even know what your name is

Cause Bmike Bmike you’re oh so fine (hell no)

Say what I ain’t even got that famous

If you think I’m jokin' your heart will soon be broken

Cause I will never be your boyfriend

Bmike Bmike just please be mine (no no)

Bmike Bmike, Bmike Bmike

So I don’t wanna get to know ya even if I have to pay

Especially when you got some funky throwing up in your vajayjay

What he needs what’s up (what's up)

Got yo nigga in the cut (god daym)

What he needs what’s up (what's up)

Got yo nigga in the cut (god daym)

Bmike Bmike oh please be mine (hell no)

Bitch I don’t even know what your name is

Cause Bmike Bmike you’re oh so fine (hell no)

Say what I ain’t even got that famous

If you think I’m jokin' your heart will soon be broken

Cause I will never be your boyfriend

Bmike Bmike just please be mine (no no)

Bmike Bmike, Bmike Bmike

You ain’t gonna do me like that man

You don’t wanna date me in highschool and now you inviting me over for movies?

Fuck outta here with that cover shit

Can watch that notebook with your punk-ass self, bitch I made the notebook…

But what about me?

I made you curry

Please be mine