Shake Your Euphemism - Blue Man Group

It is time now to create the ultimate dance party

You may already have a catchy melody, and a fierce groove, but that’s not enough

To take things over the top, you will need to employ the greatest weapon in the

dance party arsenal:

You will need to start shaking your rear end

Or as some people call it…

Your hind-quarters

Your backside

Your bottom

Your buttocks

Your junk-in-the-trunk

Your badonk-a-donk

Your squash tart

Your J. Los

Your double-slug

Your wiggle bags

Your mud flaps

Your rump rockets

Your flesh pot

Your second face

Your bounce house

The jiggle twins

Your bubble pop

Your medicine ball

Your sonic boom

Your sit-biscuit

Your mumbler

Your rock tumbler

Your fun-cooker

Your subwoofer

Your horn section

Your launchpad

Mothra

The outback

The closer

Your crock pot

Your jumbo-tron

Your life’s work

Your waffle irom

Ladies and gentlemen, please stand up

And shake shake shake…

Your booty

It’s time to shake that freckle-muffin (The happy walrus with no tusks)

It’s time to bake that turkey stuffin' (Your George Foreman grill)

Let your smiley bulldog loose

And put some juice in your caboose

Wiggle that rump-hump (Your dinner with Andre)

Its time to jiggle that jump-hump (The place where all the burritos go)

Dance to the beat that the DJ cuts

There’s no «if"s or «and"s

Just butts

Let’s get it going

Keep it going, don’t stop (Fire it up!)

Let’s get it going

Keep it going, don’t stop (Give it everything you got!)

Let’s get it going

Keep it going, don’t stop

Use your bum to stir that soup

And shake it all around like Blue Man Group

Wave your hands in the air, like you just dont care

Raise the roof

The two-armed upward thrust with yell

The two-armed upward thrust with yell

The two-armed upward thrust with yell

Squeal like a pig, rolling in mud

It’s time to shake that freckle-muffin (Your giant fluffy bears)

It’s time to bake that turkey stuffin' (Minneapolis and St. Paul)

Dance to the beat that the DJ cuts

There’s no «if"s or «and"s

Just butts

Let’s get it going

Keep it going, don’t stop (Fire it up!)

Let’s get it going

Keep it going, don’t stop (Give it everything you got!)

Let’s get it going

Keep it going, don’t stop

Use your bum to stir that soup

And shake it all around like Blue Man Group

Shake it 'till you bake it

Bake it 'till you wake it

Fake it 'till you make it

Shake it shake it shake it

Let’s get it going

Keep it going, don’t stop

Shake your flap cabbage

Your Band pockets

Your Gigantor

Your two mounds of mischef (Don't stop)

Shake your wiggle monkies

The gripper

Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum

Shake your hipster

El Diablo

Canada

Your gelatious avatar (Don't stop)

Skake your boomwacker

Your reporter at-large

Or in this case, very large

Shake the flounder thats rounder than a giant quarter-pounder

Shake it 'till you bake it

Bake it 'till you wake it

Fake it 'till you make it

Shake it shake it shake it

Give it everything you got

Fire it up

Give it everything you got

Fire it up

Shake

Shake

Shake shake shake that thang!