Maneater - Blue Eyed Blondes

In came a red haired lady

She was all cried out and sore

She walked right in and grabbed me

Just right out of the blue

And said «I need someone to listen

And this someone will be you.»

She said, «I know that men are stupid

I know that you are too

So I will try to simplify my story just for you

I am a man-eater, I own them from the start

But somehow this handsome fucker got his grip around my heart

Well I know I had it coming

I knew I was a fool

Cause he really made me trust him

And he really made me drool

He made me feel important

He knew just what to say

But you can bet your ass I really made him pay."

She said «My plan was to seduce him

But he was far ahead

He smiled at me and suddenly

I laid down in his bed

And so far it was perfect, but something wasn’t right

Because I thought of him the whole next day

And dreamt of him all night

And soon I was his baby

My god I was naive

Cause he was fine and he was mine

I simply couldn’t leave

One day I came home early and found him in a chair

But over him sat my best friend

And guess what she did there

Well I know I had it coming

I knew I was a fool

Cause he really made me trust him

And he really made me drool

He made me feel important

He knew just what to say

But you can bet your ass I really made him pay

Well I didn’t care about her

I let her run away

He said 'oh please I’m sorry'

And I said 'but you will pay.

'

Then he tried to escape me, but I was far ahead

I found a knife and took his life

Oh god how much he bled

And then I cut him up in pieces

My handsome charming midge

I sorted him in big black bags, a

Nd put him in the fridge

Now I am a man-eater, in more than just one way…

He tastes like pig, but that’s okay

I eat him every day

Well I know I had it coming

I knew I was a fool

Cause he really made me trust him

And he really made me drool

He made me feel important

He knew just what to say

But you can bet your ass I really made him pay