Shut Up - Bloodhound Gang

I’m Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil

I’m like a zit, a wart, a corn, a cyst, a festering boil

I get under your skin and I sebaceously form

I’m as deep as the plot to an amateur gay porn

Keep ya hungry for more like Bangladesh

Then I’ll bork a bork a bork ya like the Swedish Chef

Cause I’m one of a kind and kind of hard to find

Kind of like an Injun without his fire water wine

I’m like Schneider one day at a time

I’m feeling like Bob Vila nailing up your behind

To my wall like Daniel-son does

I’m waxing on I’m waxing off I’m waxing just because

I get wired like a Western Union and I got to be me

And I got more balls than the daily lottery

Like hemorrhoidal itch yo you can’t ignore me

Cause I’m more tongue and cheek than a lesbo orgy

And I don’t give a damn if you don’t like me

Cause' I don’t like you cause you’re not like me

Second verse is different than the first

I’m Jimmy Pop I am

Jimmity Jimmity Pop I am I am

See my name’s not Hoover and I don’t give a damn

And I got a different angle like a parallelogram

And you’ll be all ears like a field of corn

I’ll make you Dizzy like Gillespie as I toot my own horn

Like a No. 2 pencil I always got a point

You’ll want to share it with friends like a poorly rolled joint

I’m Jimmy Pop y’all I’m Jimmy Pop y’all I’m an Alka Seltzer that’s

Right you’re a seagull

As I continue to expand your head is gonna burst

Leave a bad taste in your mouth like moldy Liverwurst

Like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre I’ll get in your face

But then I’ll brush you off like Aqua-Fresh toothpaste

Cause I’m letting off steam like a Chinese Laundromat

But I’m not a roll of Charmin so don’t give me no crap

And I don’t give a damn if you don’t like me

Cause' I don’t like you cause you’re not like me

I hate a lot of whites and I hate a lot of blacks

I hate poopin' in public places but we all hate that

I hate lesbian feminists because they’re all so damn ugly

I hate Spin Magazine cause they never ever plug me

I hate Regis and I hate Kathie Lee

I hate every single movie by that midget Spike Lee

I hate people that think that I care what they think

I hate people that think their ass don’t stink

I hate Jon Bon Jovi but I hate his music more

I hate killing people because I hate to keep score

I hate you but you hate yourself too

I hate to be honest but I’d hate to be you

And I don’t give a damn if you don’t like me

Cause' I don’t like you cause you’re not like me