Hoes We Knows - Black Sheep

This is Dres

The Suga Dick Daddy Mistah Lawnge and myself make up

This crew called Black Sheep

Now uh, I knows a lot of hoes

And being that I knows a lot of hoes I get asked a lot of times

Dres, whats up with you and all those hoes?

Well check it

Let me put you down, up on a riddle

I’m the type of brother that is swinging with a fiddle

Out to get a lot because I never like a little

Which is why I ban a dip that claims she’s in the middle

Met a honey riding on the trolly

Looking kinda Dolby said that I could call her Molly

Said she had a lover that went by the name of Polly

As she kicked it, I thought that I should dolly

She said Polly want a cracker but the dip is not desired

Cracker got a honey though she’s about to be fired

He wants to get Anna better yet he wants to bone her

Anna’s got a man though and I don’t think he would loan her

I said honey honey I said it slow

Coming is my stop and I really have to go

Not to cut you short or to interrupt your flow but uh

Whats up with the mojo?

She gave a big grin, I knew that she was with it

We stepped off and we Niked (huh?) We just did it

Boots were kind of fly yeah I like the way they fitted

Honey was the woman and to her I did admit it

Lathered up the nuts and I changed my shoes

Took off the browns and put on the blues

Sweetie I’m the paper called the Daily News

And today’s headline reads: here you can’t snooze

After she was dressed we both broke out

Said she had to go and see a brother with clout

She said I’m hungry, hungry no doubt

Uh lemme get a hot dog with extra sauerkraut

She stepped to the left I stepped hard to the right

«Can you spare a quarter?»

Yo black go fly a kite

Gave a little bark but he wouldn’t dare bite

For that would be the end of his night

Walk the city streets wonder who I’ll see

There goes Mistah Lawnge and my man Peewee

Look upon their faces coincides with glee

What’s up Dres yo what’s up P

What’s up with the skins said I just got deep

Did it cost a lot, naw the boost were cheap

Costed me some time and a little bit of sleep

A fresh jimmy hat and some kosher meat

Guess I got their goose to their toes they rose

My man Peewee broke out but Lawnge stood in a pose

Lookin at some kids going by in afros

Then pulled out a book entitled «Hoes I Knows»

Dres: Listen, Mistah Lawnge

Lawnge: What’s up

Ders: Being that a brother such as yourself knows so

Many hoes

Why don’t you tell me

Whats your particular favorite ho?

Lawnge: Well I like sexual chocolate hoes

Milky hoes, goya hoes, pork fried rice hoes

Red light special hoes

And my favorite?

Mmmm triple H

Love a black sheep ho cause she’s down to swing

Goya hoes are fly but they wear anything

Triple H is silky but it seems to me

That a milky ho believes she’s invented — (poonani)

Similak hoes bring an instant erection

And them red light special hoes hold the fly complexion

Sexual chocolate hoes are like a game of bridge

And pork fried hoes, don’t even speak the language

All in all I love them when the time is right

Only ho I hate is ho a la strobelight

Then again I know when it’s late at night

I never say never cause I know I just might

Certain kind of heads that my dip can’t see

Baby Chris, Pause, Red Tip and Big Ali

Afrikaa, Lawnge and soon a kid named Chi

How do my hoes look?

(Just call me choosy)

Honeys hear that word and they say van damn

Not to cause offense even though I know I am

Take it in stride, you survived the Son of Sam

It’s a Black Sheep thing who gives a fuck if you don’t understand

-Sexual chocolate hoes (You knows about sexual

Chocolate hoes?) I knows about sexual chocolate hoes, I knows

-Milky

-Milky hoes

-Do you know about pork fried rice hoes?

-Oh, damn gimme some

-What about mothafuckin goya hoes?

-Wooh!

-You heard about them red light (red red red) red light special hoes

-Red what the, what the fuck is that boy?

-You seen the dot I seen the dot, I seen it a lot

-They only get that dot once a month though, right?

-Once a month

-What about motherfuckin triple H

-Triple H?

(triple H) Them half and half hoes?

-Half and half hoes!

-Van damn I know them hoes (big asses)

-Damn (I know them I know them)

-What about motherfuckin ah, what we got here

-Black sheep hoes

-What the fuck is a black sheep ho?

-I heard them hoes be swinging, them swinging hoes