Bigfoot - Big Dipper

I’m a sasquatch

Yeah I’m a Bigfoot

You want my feedback

Got your dick to input

I like to fuck dudes

They like to fuck me

I’m proud as can be

Of my versatility

The Eighth Wonder

A myth, legendary

I’m up in the forest

Get down with the fairies

I’m hairy, and smelly

With fur up on my belly

I know you want my jelly

'Cos my Twitter feed just tell me

Stomp around hard (grrah)

Like I own the place (grrah)

Impressed with my features

Can’t stop lookin' at my face

Sexy smile

Sinkin' in

Magic Eye

Twinklin'

3D dick in my pants

I know just what you’re thinkin'-in

I’m a Bigfoot

I’m a sasquatch

That ass’ll be mine

While your man watch

I’m a Bigfoot

I’m a sasquatch

That ass’ll be mine

Wh-while your man watch

While your man watch

While your man watch

That ass’ll be mine

Wh-wh-while your man watch

Bigfoot — heyyy!

Bigfoot — heyyy!

Daybreak hustlin'

Bushes they be rustlin'

Wack-ass spares be slackin'

While they suck, so I get rough with 'em

Venus fly trap?

I’m a penis guy trap

Get you in that jockstrap

Run my finger down your… crack

'Cos I likes what I sees and I takes it

Stuck in my sticky — you’re happy to taste it

This ain’t no hoax, boo

Big Dipper live

Everything you 'bout to

I already did

My confidence exudes

My exuberance protrudes

Pitch a tent in the woods

Rub two sticks, that’s the groove

They call me Big Dipper, yeah

They don’t lie

I’m a big, beefy, horny, hairy

Beary kinda guy!

I’m a Bigfoot

I’m a sasquatch

That ass’ll be mine

While your man watch

I’m a Bigfoot

I’m a sasquatch

That ass’ll be mine

Wh-while your man watch

While your man watch

While your man watch

That ass’ll be mine

Wh-wh-while your man watch

Bigfoot — heyyy!

Bigfoot — heyyy!

(Brrr!)