Republican Party Reptile - Big Country

My cousin PJ gets crazy just as much as he can

A real party reptile for a northern man

He’s dressed like a republican

He thinks conservative

But he drives faster than I ever did

He’s into nuclear power and insider deals

He has a scene with baby oil and heels

He’s my favorite politician

When he comes on weird

Says I’m not fit for this office

Let’s get out of here

My, my, loves his ma and apple pie

Well, well, he’s the party’s favorite guy

I hope you like it

You know I’m going to take good care of you

I hope you like it

I hope next time you bring your friends with you

He’s a drinkin', huntin', shootin', fishin' son of a gun

He knows a surgeon’s gonna keep his wife young

Got industrial kickbacks in an offshore bank

Knows who to stand on and he knows how to thank

I hope you like it

You know I’m going to take good care of you

I hope you like it

I hope next time you bring your friends with you

My, my, loves his ma and apple pie

Well, well, he’s the party’s favorite guy

He likes to come take me for a night with the boys

He talks about the NRA and their toys

Got an automatic rifle in his pick up truck

He drives me home when he’s in no state to walk

My, my, loves his ma and apple pie

Well, well, he’s the party’s favorite guy

I hope you like it

You know I’m going to take good care of you

I hope you like it

I hope next time you bring your friends with you

I hope you like it

Love it, like it

I hope you like it

Love it, like it