Pimp C Freestyle - Big Baby Scumbag

God damn, they done let a young nigga in the club

I pulled up to the club in the ostrich

I got ostrich on my feet

I’m in VIP section you feel me?

Imma need all the bad bitches to report to the middle of the dance floor

Imma need all the bad bitches to report to the middle of the dance floor

We gon do it like this, check it out

Came in this bitch with about 30 bitches

Bitches on my dick cuz I’m wet like a fisher

Pull up on yo bitch and spread the hoe just like a swisher

Damn I miss my ex bitch I might go fuck her sister

Bitch I got the juice and imma put it in the blender

I got a bad bitch and she might just let me pimp her

I got a bad bitch and she don’t look like her pictures

I ate her like some catfish, I met that hoe on tinder

Ice around my neck and it be cold just like December

Bitch I feel like Lion King but no I’m not no Simba

Walking on the moon I’m taking off just like a missile

Pull up on yo bitch and cock that hoe just like a pistol

Pull up in a spaceship, you know I’m hitting switches

That bitch wanna fuck me, I know she blowing kisses

That bitch wanna suck me, she wanted me for Christmas

These niggas steady hating 'cuz they washed up like some dishes

Pull up with a stick, bitch I’m feeling like I’m Deadshot

My bitch like a supermodel when she taking headshots

Pussy got a smackdown, she got me in a leglock

I’m in that bitch raw and she got be in a headlock

Fred Flintstone on a bitch 'cuz I bedrock

Pockets on swole, Suge Knight, bitch I’m 2Pac

Told that bitch to bend it over 'till she touch her tube sock

I gave that bitch a half a pill she takin off her tube top

Bitch I’m warming up I’m like an engine in the winter

Bitch give me top and she taking off her dentures

Dancing with the devil baby girl and I’m a sinner

Ballin' real hard, bitch I feel like Derek Fisher

Shawty poppin' pussy, throw it me like a pitcher

Knock it out the park, bitch I feel like Derek Jeter

Got it from my momma so I really wanna meet her

Stuntin' like my daddy I could never be a leecher

Bitch I take flight, jumpman on my sneaker

I don’t want yo bitch cuz she a natty and you can keep her

Taught that bitch a lesson she a student I’m a teacher

I call that bitch an asshole I know that she a bleacher

Young nigga ballin' while you sittin' on the bleecher

Big Baby got it, bitch I’m bustin' out your speaker

No you cannot ride with me my car is a two seater

No you cannot have my number hit me on my beeper

Waves in my hair and they spinning like a typhoon

Buzzin' in my city blowin' up bitch I might soon

Fly like a propeller I might turn into a kite soon

My bitch got a bitch so I might go fuck a dyke soon

I’m swaggin', I’m flexin'

Main bitch textin'

Underground King like a nigga came from Texas

Rest in peace Pimp C

Bitch I’m big pimpin

Money getting longer and my pockets still itchin'

Bitch

What is your name?

Baby

Wait, what?

Your name’s baby?

B-a-b-y, baby?

Yeah

Well, then

You have us all beat

Every damn song is about you

We could drive back and forth

Across the states forever

And never run out

Of «baby» songs

We might run out of gas