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Sven Sven Sven Goran Erikson

He’s got Jimmy Saville’s haircut so how’d he get a lovely girlfriend

He tried to many players for the Holland game

yeah how’d he forget Collymore they says he’s insane

(COMMENTATOR)

Sven Sven Sven Goran Erikson

He’s a lovely geezer but don’t forget that he’s from Sweden.

Upfront there’s Michael Owen and Heskey that’s his pal

He should shave off Seamans tash and cut his ponytail

Seaman Seaman Seaman your hair is in a right old state

All you need is a Mark one Escort and sovereign ring mate

What a wally David looks his hair will have to go cos hes a cross between Burt Reynolds and Peter String fellow

(COMMENTATOR)

Rudi Rudi Rudi Rudi Voller

Four Scrum der technique or somethin' or other

Little Micheal Owen he put three past Ollie Kahn

And Ollie must have cried his eyes out

Down the autobahn

(COMMENTATOR)

Sven Sven Sven Goran Erikson

He’s got Jimmy Saville’s haircut so how’d he get a lovely girlfriend

(COMMENTATOR)

Ollie Ollie Ollie Oliver Kahn

Eins zwei drei vier funf thats five in German

Steven Gerrard crossed the German line

Mr Churchill would be proud as he put up the victory sign

Stevie stevie stevie steve gerrard (COMMENTATOR)

Stevie stevie stevie steve gerrard

He mugged Dietmar Hamman cos he is well 'ard

We can play that Jordan with her Jelly bags

When we win the World Cup she’ll get them out for the lads

(COMMENTATOR)

Sven Sven Sven Goran Eriksson (to the end)