Boomin' Granny - Beastie Boys

Yeah.

Ahh, yeah…

Ahh, yeah, this one’s dedicated to all the ladies in the front, the back

All the older ladies out there

Lookin' nice, you know who you are

Hoo…

I need you, boomin' granny

I said, I want you, boomin' granny

Boomin' granny, boomin' fanny

Boomin' granny, good and plenty

Well, it might sound odd, it might sound corny

But here’s some sex rhymes for those that are horny

For your boomin' granny with the boomin' system

Said I love ya, won’t leave ya, so you got to listen

See I’m talkin' about the way that I’m feeling

You’re so lovely, lengthy, and so appealing

A sassy, sophisticated, sexy lady

Well I’m 26 and you’re 80

The clock is ticking so you better not front

We can go to my place or we could smoke a blunt

Well you’re a golden girl, just like Bea Arthur

Just turn down the lights so we can go farther

Boomin' granny, boomin' fanny

Boomin' granny, good and plenty

Because I saw you at the check out line

You dropped your coupons and you were looking fine

Sophisticated, and so mature

I couldn’t really care if you’re 50 or 74

Because I want ya, and I need ya

Hey boomin' granny, you could be my teacher

And I could be your pet, bet

Listen old lady, I’m gonna make ya sweat

I know I’m younger, and you’re much older

You look so nice on my Chevy Nova

I’m gonna take her to the low rider show, and flaunt ya

I gotta tell ya, lady

I said I want you boomin' granny

Because I need you, boomin' granny

Boomin' granny, boomin' fanny

Boomin' granny, good and plenty