SOCIAL MEDIA - Black Josh, Lee Scott, Sam Zircon

I can’t see reality with no iPhone

The camera on and I’m filming what’s around and

Your bitch on my selfie stick, pouting

I’m pretty bored so I tweet about it

Didn’t get any retweets though…

I’m either, sat on my own socialising with the world

Or in a room full of women while I’m inboxing girls getting catfished

warriors that chat shit

Daft kids, who if I see in person will get slapped quick

I put my

I got a thousand friends that I’ve never seen in real life

They’re my real friends coz they share my feelings

And they’re there when I’m feeling alone

I’m sat in my room snap-chatting on my phone

Blagging people like I’m somewhere other than my home

All I want is a Instagram famous bitch

But they never look like how they do in the pics

Social Media

I got followers but walking on my ones

Social Media

I got followers but walking on my ones

Internet killed reality-a

Internet killed reality-a

It’s been a shit day trolling

Downloading Jenna Jameson videos with a 56k modem

Fuck strolling, bitch, I stay scrolling

Taking selfies posing in expensive clothing

Real life woeful

Social media boastful

Internet mogul

World-wide-web local

They know me face in places that I’ve never been

Like, where, erm

Fuck remembering

Google everything

I’m a walking, talking, ironic, meme

It’s not getting seen if it isn’t on a screen

This one time, online, I wrote 'lol'

In reply to a statement of hate I made

But, in reality it played, on me mind

And I couldn’t even sleep that night

Why don’t you like me?

I’m on a forum I signed up to

Just to write 'fuck you'

All caps, exclamation point times three

The pizza place asked for me address and I gave them 'em me IP

Social media

I’m trying to pull the type of chicks

That post pictures of their tits

On their tumblr sites for hits

I’ve been around the world surfing

Watching some ex-brain-surgeon bird twerking

I’m a sci-fi version of The Dude

In eBay clothes, with Just Eat food

Social Media

I got followers but walking on my ones

Social Media

I got followers but walking on my ones

Internet killed reality-a

Internet killed reality-a

Social Media

I got followers but walking on my ones