Hello California - Austrian Death Machine

Hello there

I’m the governator

Also Known,

As the gummy bear of candycornia

First off I’d like to impliment new rules

There must be a new gym in every city

Of the great state of california

It will be called 25 hour fitness

For one extra hour of working out!

Anyway

Here in my home city

I’ve been able to find some

Wonderful musicians

With whom I will present my music to the masses

Some of you know my movies

And stunning images

And powerful emotions

Performed by none other than me

Mr. Universe

And the greatest actor in the world!

I will now attempt a recorded audio format

To communicate some of the deep feelings

I had while filming the classics

Like kindergarden cop, the terminator, total recall

And the terminator!

Thank you for giving me your time,

Your clothes,

And your motorcycle

Now listen up everyone

This next one’s called

NEAAAH!

Come on guys

Your suppose to come in already

Where’s the drummer?

Ugh so embarrassing

One… Two… Three!