Quid Pro Grow - Asher Roth, Marcus Smith

Ughh, I’m so bored

Hey Professor Roth, are we gonna be goofing off like this everyday in class?

I don’t wanna grow pot, I’m an impatient kid

I got shit to do, I can’t play babysitter to plants

In the time it takes to make enough to roll it and smoke

I will have touched the sky too many times to count, so you know

I wanna kick back, open apps, delivery, done

Getting dirty just isn’t my definition of fun

If I can’t get it in a minute like my burger and bun

I feel I’m wasting life away, just sitting out in the sun

I guess I’m more of a consumer than you horticulture geeks

Here’s a comprehensive list of what I can do in 12 weeks

Learn coding, cure my own bologna

Run a solid campaign to gain my first Tony

Lose 40 pounds using calorie deficits

Knit myself a sweater, gloves, scarf and hat that fits

Start a job at Amazon, piss in all the bottles

Take a trip around the world to search for El Chapo

Eat tacos, bring back the Bell Grande Nachos

Take a class on how to make gazpacho

But pot though?

Prof yo, I might have to drop

They say time is money, and I haven’t got a lot

I have got a thought, I’ll buy now, cop to satiate my need

And when your crop is ready I can go distribute your weed

Still illegal in Ohio, let’s keep it on the low

What you think professor Roth, about my quid pro grow?

About my quid pro grow?

About my quid pro grow?

I can sell it

I can be the face of the company?

I mean, what about 60−40?