Fanny Pack - Argyle Park, Blue Stahli, Mark Salomon

Who do you think you are?

I don’t believe this!

(What? What?)

(What? What?)

(What? What? What? What?)

I don’t believe this!

Who’s the jackass in the fanny pack?

(The fanny pack, the fanny pack)

Who’s the jackass in the fanny pack?

(The fanny pack, the fanny pack)

Who’s the jackass in the fanny pack?

(The fanny pack, the fanny pack)

(What?) I don’t believe this!

Ten decades ago, give or take

Never was much good with time

I stood up straight and mostly imitated

Every badass I could find

Every punk rocker, every hippity hopper

And every legend in my mind

Here’s the new me, now reality free!

Young, dumb and mostly blind

Storming stages, fanzine pages

Keep moving and the show goes on

Let’s film the track, now hit the playback

Whoa, something’s horribly wrong!

(What?)

Who’s the jackass in the fanny pack?

There’s an idiot on the screen

Someone hit pause, collect my jaw

Good god, the jackass is me!

(Whoa) Hey!

(What? What? What?)

Who’s the jackass in the fanny pack?

Oh!

(What? What? What?)

Who’s the jackass in the fanny pack?

I’m never gonna be much of a mystery

And I’m never gonna outrun time

I’m old and cold and not all that bold

And I’m not the brooding kind

I dropped my ball of rage (alright)

Going through some phase

Scattershot and I lost the plot

Might’ve smoked the final page (smoked the fi!!!)

Oh!

To be oneself

To preserve one’s mental health

And not look back through a mirror cracked

And see somebody else

Wiggle where you wiggle

Jiggle where you jiggle

Try and stay true to the you that is you

Stand up straight and giggle, giggle

Hey!

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Who’s the jackass in the fanny pack?

Oh!

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Who’s the jackass in the fanny pack?

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Who’s the jackass in the fanny pack?

Who do you think you are?

I don’t believe this!

(What? What?)

(What? What?)

(What? What? What? What?)

I don’t believe this!