Criminal Mischief - Anti-Heros

If I ever get arrested again, I’ve just got to make it big my friend

Cause talk is cheap and violence is funny and we got drunk and fucked up their

party

Go to a party at a ritzy high rise, knock on the door, what a surprise!

Smashing tables, breaking chairs, Tim threw a cat down the stairs

When they throw me in the back of the car, I know what it’ll be for

{Criminal mischief, they called the law, Criminal mischief, kick a hole in the

wall

Criminal mischief, I don’t give a shit, About all you stupid pricks}

Go to a party in a ritzy high rise, knock on the door, what a surprise!

Smashing tables, breaking chairs, Tim threw a cat down the stairs

Hate art fags and the new wave, Face put a basketball in the microwave

Here comes a cop with a gun in his hand, I just pissed in the fresh fruit stand

When they throw me in the back of the car, I know what it’ll be for