Comin' Thru the Rye (Scotland) - Alvin And The Chipmunks

And so, Chipmunks

In addition to the many other things I have mentioned

Scotland is famous for their beautiful highlands

And their great poets

How come that man is wearing a dress?

I told you, Alvin

That’s not a dress

They’re kilts

Now let’s sing this wonderful song by Robert Burns

How come the man wearing the dress is squeezing an octopus?

That is not an octopus

It is a bagpipe

Now let’s sing with dignity!

The Chipmunks:

If a body meet a body

Comin' thru the rye

If a body meet a body

Made our body high

Everybody has somebody

May I say have I?

All the girls they smile at me

When comin' thru the rye

Hey, Mister piper

Can I play your octopus, please?

Sure, laddie

Simon, you play the drum

And Theodore, get on the saxophone

You’re playing in the wrong key, Alvin

Simon, will you stop rock-and-rolling that drum?

It’s disgraceful

Theodore, please put that saxophone down

You just can’t ruin a great song like that, boys!

Fellas, will you come back here with those instruments!

Alvin!

Will you bring that octopus back!

Bring back my pipe back here!

Alvin!