Please Mister Brown (Mister Jones, Mister Smith) - Alma Cogan

Please Mr. Brown

Take it easy you’re spoiling my gown

Oh I know music brings out that yearning

But right now you’re learning to tango

Please Mr. Jones

Not so tight you are crushing my bones

I’ll just bet you’re an expert on wooing

But right now we’re doing a tango

You boys, in spite of all the dancing lessons you bought

Out on the dance floor, have but one school of thought

And that is anything but what my dancing teacher taught

Please Mr. Smith

It’s a lady that you’re dancing with

There’s a time and a place for romancing

But not while we’re dancing the tango

Now you guys are just a bunch of wolves in ivy league clothes

Think as long as music’s playing anything goes

No one who wants a fellow wants a slow one

But I’m a gal who wants to know one

Who knows what every lady knows

Please Mr. Smith

It’s a lady that you’re dancing with

There’s a time and a place for romancing

But not while we’re dancing

The tango.