Nails - Alaska Thunderfuck, Jeremy Mark Mikush

Girl, don’t try it

You break it then you buy it

So don’t deny it

Just press and reapply it

Hard acrylic

Gets harder when you fill it

So twenty dollar bill it

And scratch it 'til you kill it

If you’re not wearing nails

You’re not doing drag

Long nails, short nails

White nails, black nails

Right nails, wrong nails

As long as there’s a… nail

Straight nails, gay nails

Love nails, hate nails

Your nails, my nails

As long as there’s a… nail

Nails, nails nails nails

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Put on some fucking nails

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Nails nails nails, put on some fucking nails

Shape and file

Like you’re Selina Kyle

Reflect your style

Just keep it versatile

Spit and polish

Conquer and demolish

Amaze and then astonish

Now drink like alcoholics

If you’re not wearing nails

You’re not doing drag

Long nails, short nails

White nails, black nails

Right nails, wrong nails

As long as there’s a… nail

Straight nails, gay nails

Love nails, hate nails

Your nails, my nails

As long as there’s a… nail

Nails, nails nails nails

Nails nails nails, nails nails nails

Put on some fucking nails

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(Ooooh, where are your nails)

(Oooooh, where the fuck are your nails)

Active oval french tip

Here’s a Sally beauty tip

Shave your arms, put on nails

Do not pass go, go straight to jail

Super Glue some bitch claws

Or look like fucking Santa Claus

Scratch n' sniff, take a whiff

Or put some fucking gloves on

Cat scratch fever

Look like Sigourney Weaver

Are you June Cleaver

Or a Labrador Retriever?

Miss Visage got it right

Keep your nails right and tight

Just the tip, pussy lip

All eyes on you, you took the night

Long nails, short nails

White nails, black nails

Right nails, wrong nails

As long as there’s a… nail

Straight nails, gay nails

Love nails, hate nails

Your nails, my nails

As long as there’s a… nail

Nails, nails nails nails

Nails nails nails, nails nails nails

Put on some fucking nails

Nails nails nails, nails nails nails

Nails nails nails, put on some fucking nails