Let's All Get Drunk - Afroman

Let’s all get drunk tonight

I hope I don’t fight with a punk tonight

Let’s all get high tonight

Maybe nobody will die tonight

Let’s all sell yayo tonight

I hope I don’t go back to jail tonight

Let’s go to the club tonight

Find a woman that wanna make love tonight

A yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Let’s get dumb, drink some rum

Make my teeth and gum feel real numb

We’ll be thinking bout survivin'

While we’re drinkin' and we’re drivin'

Hope I don’t wreck when my vision gets blurry

Sober up lookin' at an all white jury

Judge don’t like no drunk like me

Punk might give me strike number three

'Cause when I’m drunk and when I’m high

I don’t give a damn bout a D.U.I

Let’s just get lit, dance like a nitwit

Try to talk to the women that we can’t get with

Me and my staff make everybody laugh

If the beer runs out we can all go half

It’s Friday night got the perfect weather

Let’s get drunk together

Let’s all get drunk tonight

I hope I don’t fight with a punk tonight

Let’s all get high tonight

Maybe nobody will die tonight

Let’s all sell yayo tonight

I hope I don’t go back to jail tonight

Let’s go to the club tonight

Find a woman that wanna make love tonight

A yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Bacardi, Colt .45

Let’s party we still alive

Tomorrow, brings pain and sorrow

But tonight, we’re all right

Drink that beer till your belly can’t hold it

Tell the homeboys we fittin' to get loaded

Rollin through the Ante-dope Valley out there

Hope the cops don’t smell that beer on my breath

'Cause if the sheriff, catch a whiff, of that fifth

It’ll probably knock him stiff

Don’t look dumb if my breath on hum

Stick your hand in you’re pocket please, pass some gum

So the cops can’t tell my breath smell

We won’t go to jail, we’ll go to Palmdale

With the beautiful women and the beautiful weather

We can both get drunk together

Let’s all get drunk tonight

I hope I don’t fight with a punk tonight

Let’s all get high tonight

Maybe nobody will die tonight

Let’s all sell yayo tonight

I hope I don’t go back to jail tonight

Let’s go to the club tonight

Find a woman that wanna make love tonight

A yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Baby I beg your pardon

But your outfit’s givin me a hardon

Maybe some way, maybe some how

You could dance with me, right here, right now

Been lookin at you all night long

That DJ’s playin my favorite song

Everything’s splendid, don’t mean no harm

Don’t get offended when I pull your arm

I ain’t felt this good since I don’t know when

And I might not feel this good again

It’s Friday night, beautiful weather

Let’s get drunk together

Let’s all get drunk tonight

I hope I don’t fight with a punk tonight

Let’s all get high tonight

Maybe nobody will die tonight

Let’s all sell yayo tonight

I hope I don’t go back to jail tonight

Let’s go to the club tonight

Find a woman that wanna make love tonight

A yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Let’s all get drunk tonight

I hope I don’t fight with a punk tonight

Let’s all get high tonight

Maybe nobody will die tonight

Let’s all sell yayo tonight

I hope I don’t go back to jail tonight

Let’s go to the club tonight

Find a woman that wanna make love tonight

A yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah