Vegangelical - ACxDC

Half and half in your coffee

Means you broke vegan edge

Now you can’t look down your nose

At everyone that eats meat

The vegan police put you under arrest

For breaking code 827

This is your third violation

Now you can’t get into veggie heaven

No vegan diet no vegan power

Psychic ability destroyed by gelato

Mental integrity impaired by lactose

If you truly think this then you’re a fucking wacko

Cruelty free also includes human beings

You’re holier than thou attitude fucking stinks

You catch more bees with a little bit of honey

Your ethics and morals make you look so fucking cocky

I do not eat anything

With a face they’re living

This does not excuse me from

Being a shitty being