Gaggle Of Friends - SNFU

Had a gaggle of friends in high school

I know none of them now

Cleared my memory of them

Here’s what I heard through the rumor mill

'so and so’s' a lawyer

you know who’s a nurse

what’s his name got murdered

Kim now wears a dress and carries a purse

The one 'voted most likely to succeed'

now works at Dairy Queen

The jock who used to beat me up daily

Now sells his ass to men for money

Me, I play in a punk rock band

Don’t see it as a fault

I may not be the richest

but I’m doing what I want