Feelin' Kinda Horny - Roxanne Shante

Ladies and gentlemen

Cold Chillin' Records proudly presents

Roxanne Shante featuring Q Neighbor, formerly Chilly Q

With Rich Joseph, Todd Sherman and my man Corey on that assistant,

y’know what I’m sayin'

Special thank you goes out to Bobby from Tower Records

Yo, I’m feelin' kinda horny right about now

So, Shaunie, kick some flavour for me

Well it’s about time the R-O-X-A-N-N-E

Grabbed the mic and stole your man and have you pissed at me

Just like old times, remember how they used to be

I was the only female on the mic that you want to see

But times have changed and I’m taking you a ride

Lookin' past the buildings and just after you reach the sky

I want a man who’s a one woman kinda guy

My son Kareem is a lot but he doesn’t feel the side of me

That needs to be released, you see

I want a man to relieve the beast in me

Come if you will but just come correct

And if you’re really sure of yourself, then place your bets

I got Q ball standin' 'bout oh so tall

Nice cameo, cut

Here’s your beeper, make a call

Jae Love is on the side, and never looking corny

Fellas blow the trumpets 'cause I’m feelin' kinda horny

Shanté's feeling horny

Shanté's feeling horny

Shanté's feeling horny

When I say horny I mean the horns that I’m playin'

Go real well with the words that I’m sayin'

Produced by Jae Love and the neighbor Chilly Q

I’m hooked upon the sounds that they gave to me to bring to you

It leaves you wonderin', just how is it?

Rhymes so dope, so short it’s like a visit

There many MCs, or should I say wannabes

Touch the microphone without grace and ease

It’s the way you move, you gotta show n prove

You know what you doin' or you’re bound to get boo’d

But not Shanté, I’m sure to do it the right way

Collect the money, rock the party, start up on a new day

It’s just a talent, that’s got to be god given

Sucka MCs, tell me how you livin'

It’s a damn shame that your rhymes are so corny

Fellas blow the trumpets 'cause I’m feelin' kinda horny

Shanté's feeling horny

Shanté's feeling horny

Shanté's feeling horny

Going back to what I said, first paragraph

Me needing a man?

Now that’s a laugh

Shanté is solo, ete numero uno

Speaking from the top, et cetera et cetera, eh you know

You get the picture, I’ll smack ya little bitch-ya

You tryna stay on base but like a batter I’ll hit ya

Gotta run?

'or you might get tagged, sid

Matter of fact, tag me 'cause I’m it

Miss thing, yeah, stamp it on a diamond ring

You get your free food 'cause your girl’s Burger King’s daughter

But you both are sort of corny

Fellas blow the trumpets, 'cause I’m feelin' kinda horny

Shanté's feeling horny

Shanté's feeling horny

Shanté's feeling horny

I’m in love with a trumpet, is that possible?

Chilly Q I must be buggin', call a hospital

Horny: a word used by the wind section

If I was a man it would be cause for an erection

Standing up tall, slouching not accepted

Jae gave me the beat as a gift and I kept it

Got so much to say but so little time to say it in

Give me a dope beat and like a gangsta I’ll do it in

Gotta go, gotta go

But I’ll be back again, see you at my next show

Or maybe at the movies, eating pop-corny

Peace and love to ya 'cause I’m feelin' kinda horny

Shanté's feeling horny

Shanté's feeling horny

Shanté's feeling horny