Grim Facts - Alice Cooper

The boy’s got problems

The boy’s got stress

The boys got a .38 hidden in his desk

The boy’s got a chickie

With four months to go

Grim facts every parent better know

The girl’s a heavy teaser

Wants to do a private show

She got a hundred thousand fantasies

She wants the band to know

She likes to brush across my Levis

Likes to watch him grow

Grim facts every parent better know

Grim facts every parent better know

Red lights

Gang fights

Brewin' in the heat

Cop cars

Gay bars

On your precious street

That ain’t so neat

Sister’s on the street now

Lookin' for some Joe

Only got about an hour

To pay for her new nose

Gets a hundred for her body

A nickel for her soul

These are grim facts every parent must know

Grim facts every parent must know

Red lights

Gang fights

Brewin' in the heat

Cop cars

Gay bars

On your precious street

That ain’t so neat

And I am feelin' itchy

Got a fire down below

I’m a walkin' loaded time bomb

Just about to blow

Tries to slide inside my pockets

But it’s strictly SRO

Grim facts every parent gotta know

Grim facts every parent gotta know

Red lights

Gang fights

Brewin' in the heat

Cop cars

Gay bars

On your precious street

That ain’t so neat

Ooo, Grim Facts