Papyrus Containing the Spell to Protect Its Possessor Against Attacks from He Who Is in the Bong Water - Cannabis Corpse

Sativa master, Mighty lord of weed

(Mighty lord of weed)

Please grant your knowledge unto me

The foul bringer of bud shall be reborn in the smoke

(Reborn in the smoke)

Invoke holy spirit of the one most dank

Long have we

Traveled seeking

Weed most devine

We must get high

You stand upon necks of authority

At each side the bongs of chaos

Thousands of dead shall lay before me

Roasting the bones of our enemy

The enemy

Read from Papyrus

Containing the Spell to Protect

Its Possessor Against Attacks

From He Who Is in the Bong Water

Protection from the loathsome non smokers we seek

Oh great one of exalted herb please bestow us with your dank gifts

Bowls that burn the souls of the slain

Praise to the altars of glass

Bless us with your exhalation

Open your holy lungs

Savage and unmerciful

Laying waste to everything

Primordial anger

Now unleashed!

You stand upon necks of authority

At each side the bongs of chaos

Thousands of dead shall lay before me

Roasting the bones of our enemy

The enemy

Read from Papyrus

Containing the Spell to Protect

Its Possessor Against Attacks

From He Who Is in the Bong Water