Skin Yarmulke - The Doppelgangaz

A yo

When he’s not engaged in FemDom

With his Friend’s Moms

He tried to get this nigga E

To drop some n-bombs

Factoid, had to take a day to pen psalms

That’s the only time he’s in a state of zen

Calm

Otherwise, he’s told he’s kind of antsy

No matter where I go a centerfold is tryna' pants me

He sent her to the store for rubbers and some thugger shit

Magnum XL?

Nah, lifestyle snugger fits, …hah

Yo damn shorty, yous a smugger prick

And nowadays he only mess with tree-hugger chicks

Natural type to trim her armpits with shrubbers

She be gettin' her cosmetics from the kitchen cupboard

That means that baby girl is dough efficient

She push the whips with the low emissions

It’s lookin' like a slower Christmas

And a thin Hanukkah

Tryna' get the bread

Before he has a skin yarmulke, …hah

Yo

A yo

Blaspheme

Ya mother and her ass cream

Same Lass

Had me smothered in my last dream

Roll the dice on Jasmine

Uncovered pipe tryst, no Yasmin (yikes!)

…hah, you still ignore me?

Thought it was a sore, but it feel a little warty

(I got genital warts now!)

Never heard a realer story

Rather dilatory

When applying his depilatory (Jesus Christ!)

Got a cumbersome 40 year old madame

Up under his shorty, but I ain’t mad at em

Told Adam and his seedy friend

Who’s real weedy

And only bumps EDM

See me when she got a dole for a capsule

Around the bend sneak it by the pole and the latch-pull

Cause Santa gave him coal in a satchel

Tryna' hit the goal before a hole’s in his natural

I’m comin' at you