Kutcher - Sports Team

Why’d you always try to fuck with my hair?

You mocked my haircut again

So I got some scissors and cut it off

And now I can’t go out in public

I look like a suburban monk

I guess I got punk’d because

Ashton Kutcher’s got nothing on you

Ashton Kutcher will be laughing at you

I just wanted to be your Demi Moore

You fuck with my system again

I’ll take your favourite pen

I’ll take your t shirt and put it in the wash

Then when you go out in public

Your fabric will be fucking soft

I guess you got punk’d 'cause

Ashton Kutcher’s got nothing on you

Ashton Kutcher will be laughing at you

I just wanted to be your Demi Moore

But they’re not together anymore

I just wanted to be your mid-noughties MTV star

I just wanted to be your mid-noughties MTV star

See I just wanted to be your mid-noughties MTV star

I just wanted to be your mid-noughties MTV star