Where's My Wife - Sloppy Jane

Where’s my wife?

Where’s my wife?

Where’s my wife?

Where’s my

She is handcuffed to the ceiling

Fan until the paint stops peeling and

Great-Auntie-Karma's got her paralyzed

She’s alive in the thighs baby

Dead in the eyes baby

Where’s my wife?

Where’s my wife?

Where’s my wife?

Where’s my

Two-legged-limp

Pajama shirt

She lies so still, her joints get worse

Closed her eyes, to watch the silk burn backwards

Closed her eyes, to watch the silk burn backwards

And faster, and faster, and faster faster faster faster

Where’s my wife?

Where’s my wife?

Where’s my wife?

Where’s my

She is sobbing into my wallet she’s

Getting high on chandelier polish and she’ll

Never ever leave the house again no

She’ll never ever ever leave the house again so

Where’s my wife?

Where’s my wife?

Where’s my wife?

Where’s my

Her fantasies

Of phantom limb

He’s gone she sees

A phantom him

In the blender, takes a swim to make the day dim faster

Takes a swim to make the day dim faster

And faster and faster faster faster faster

Where’s my wife?

Where’s my wife?

Where’s my wife?

Where’s my

You hit mute with such precision

When Mona Lisa was on television

I cut myself on your paper prison

But all you’ve done has been forgiven

You hit mute with such precision

When Mona Lisa was on television

And darlin' to you I could never lie

The girl I was when I loved you

Loved you 'til the day she died