Rock Me Sexy Jesus - Skylar Astin, Phoebe Strole, The Ralph Sall Experience

He’s totally the man

The man with the plan

He traveled through time in an awesome custom van

Moralistically, he taught us to be good

How to set our souls free and do all the shit we should

Now we do the right deed

We go to church and such

And we stopped smoking weed

Well, at least not as much

And we can’t forget to mention the golden rule

Do unto others as you would have them

(Slam! Bam! Spank you ma’am!)

Do unto you!

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus!

He died for our sins, you gotta believe us

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus

All night long

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus!

We’re really amazed, you gotta believe us

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus

All night long

He lays down science, really blows my mind

But he’s also got abs that transcend space and time

He’s the son of God

And that’s really cool

But he’s got a swimmer’s bod

Like nobody do

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus!

He died for our sins, you gotta believe us

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus

All night long

Immaculate conception really makes my day

But the dude’s got lats that make me feel gay

Turn the other cheek is really showing class

But I think it’s really sexy when he kicks Satan’s ass

Kicks Satan’s ass!

Kicks Satan’s ass!

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus!

He died for our sins, you gotta believe us

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus

All night long

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus!

We’re really amazed, you gotta believe us

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus

All night long

(dance break)

Jesus H. Christ!

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus!

We’re really amazed, you gotta believe us

His moralistic ways totally ease us

His Zen zing zang is gonna appease us

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus!

His holiest of ways ain’t never gonna leave us

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus!

All night long

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus!

All night long

All night long

All night long