Johnny Hotrod - Nashville Pussy

His name is Johnny Jr. but his friends call him Hot Rod

And he’s rummaging through an old Ford graveyard

He’s a dirt track demon don’t care what you say

And he’s working on a plan to blow 'em all away

He got a last minute sponsor from the Catfish Cafe

Got drunk and hauled it down to Kentucky Motor Speedway

But he was too coked up to wait for the starter’s flag

So he flipped 'em all off and said «So long, fags!»

Let’s go!

Well, he crashed through the wall when he blew out a tire

Took out the first row and caught the concession stand on fire

When they pulled him from the wreckage he said «Damn, did we not win»

They said «No you stupid boy, you just fucked up again.»