Congratulations, John, on Joining Every Time I Die - Bomb The Music Industry!

Congratulations!

Go stretch your ears and get a neck tattoo

Congratulations!

All of our friends knew there was no better choice than you

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa

Congratulations!

Are you gonna move up north and throw away your Yankees hat?

Congratulations!

Are you gonna swear off ska and stop gelling your hair back?

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa

Nice going asshole.

Nice going asshole

Nice going asshole.

Nice going asshole

You finally did something right and I’m 2% bummed it wasn’t me

I hope you know that Christine’s gonna ask you to get into all your shows for

free

And I will smile while silently resenting you for quitting Bomb the Music

Industry

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa

Now Dave has another friend who’s in a more successful band

Now Jenna’s got another contact and another drummer to make out with again!

w00t!

Nice going asshole.

Nice going asshole

Nice going asshole.

Nice going asshole

You finally did something right and you’ll probably meet Dave Grohl

And tell us about him when you get home

Then you’ll get the news from me that you’ll never quit the band

And we’re taking you out on tour for those two months a year that you’re home

because we can

And sure it’s out of spite not to replace you, but you promised and we shook

hands

So remember when you’re back in Long Island, you will forever be forced to be a

part of a ska band

123 123 pick it up 123

Nice going asshole.

Nice going asshole

Nice going asshole.

Nice going asshole

You finally did something right, I guess state college did pay off!

We’re all music majors too, can you make Ferret give us jobs

Or at least tell Ferret to sign my band?